the funniest thing we do to alligators is duct tape their mouths shut when we need to handle them. imagine being a creature so ancient and undefeatable that you haven’t changed in thousands of years being rendered basically defenseless by a piece of plastic
I’ll let you in on a little secret: when you get better at lifting weights you also get better at lifting everything else. The muscles can’t tell the difference! They’re fucking idiots!!!
Extremely rare “meteor” stage event in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door. If Mario is at least Level 30, there is a less than 1/1000 chance of a meteor falling down after any character’s turn in battle. The meteor deals 3 damage to all combatants (the Shadow Queen is unaffected in the footage due to a previous defense raise) and inflicts dizziness randomly. Main Blog | Twitter | Patreon | Store | Small Findings | Source
Zac, 25, Melbourne, Australia. I like a lot of things - video games, reading, anime, stars, science, thunderstorms, space, blahblahblah
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